Bet ya'll didn't know we're a Sasquatch hunting family.
Yep.
We are gearing up for a big season.
Been watching "Finding Bigfoot" pretty regularly.
We feel sure we're going to find a whole slew of them Squatches using "BoBo's Eating Bacon Out in the Wilderness So The Squatches Know It's Not Poison" technique.
If you don't understand the above reference it just means your probably not a Bigfoot hunter...
like us.
We're in Sasquatch hunting training.
Chuck's our ringleader.
He asked Charley to paint him up like Bigfoot.
He asked Charley to paint him up like Bigfoot.
Then he put her to the test.
Her mission was to run from window to window listening and watching for the Bigfoot (Chuck) to make an appearance. When she found him she was to shoot rubber suction cup bullets at the window when she found him. But it was dark and the bullets wouldn't load easily, so the game evolved into tapping at the window, and that evolved into all out banging on the window.
I tell ya, it's a wonder I still have any windows at all.
I tell ya, it's a wonder I still have any windows at all.
It was worth it though.
We're ready.
When it warms up a little more, we are going on some Bigfoot hunting/camping trips.
We don't know yet what we'll do with Bigfoot when we find him (or her).
Probably just get a real blurry and distant photo.
Oh and you can lure them in with your Sasquatch call too...
(When you do this Bigfoot thinks you are his Bigfoot relatives/friends and will call back.)
Fierce.
Ya'll want to come?
I'd totally come! (But...um...can I hide behind you? I'm scared.)
ReplyDeleteDat's CRAZY. But fun times. I would've reverted back to the panic and fear we felt being "hunted" by Chuck back at Dukes of Hazard land with the whole window banging thing.
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