Me: Clean your room.
Her: Are you going to help me clean?
Her: Are you going to help me clean?
Me: Are you going to help me clean when we are done with your room?
Her: No.
Me: Then no, I will not help you clean your room.
Her: That’s not fair!
Her: That’s not fair!
Can circus clowns communicate with dinosaurs?
I think I bumped my head and my rememberies went out.
Coal and Light Switches
(What Santa will bring you if you are not good.)
Oh also, tangerines are known as tambourines around here.
I refuse to correct it.
we still go to the movie fa-leeter and drink lemmalade around here. love those little things!
ReplyDeleteFunny Hoots :) I remember when my kids came up with silly names for things or pronounced them funny :)
ReplyDeleteLoved it!!
When my nephew (also five) was told to clean his room he replied: "Well, my right hand says 'yes' but my left hand says it can't."
ReplyDeleteI had no words.
Teeeeheeeheeeeheee.. She's so precious. Hey, all these funny lil word mishaps remind me of somebody else I know. Ms. Hippopotasmen Mistouh Petouhsmen I Gotta Manwich Bapetite Hand Me a Nekin Don't Pinch My Chiks Hayley Britt Mabrey I Mean Burns. Did I miss any, Ma?
ReplyDeleteHey I like these quotes by "Her" posts. Do more of these, please. I can just hear and see her saying them, and it's soooooo cute. I might have to pinch her chiks when I see her.
You missed Tebalision SM. I never corrected you either HB. You were my last and I wanted to keep hearing that cute baby talk as long as I could. Wish I didn't have to miss hearing baby bird's cute words. Thanks for the post though. Really. Really I mean it. Don't mean to sound ungrateful. The blog helps so much.
ReplyDeleteWhat's Tebalision? Oh, is that TELEVISION? I almost couldn't remember how to say or spell it the right way after pronouncing it ONCE Little Hayley's way. No wonder she had such a hard time. She jacked up that word pretty good. Can't help thinking it was a part of some underlying creativity, though. Like with Baby Bird and also with Cogeian (whom we all know used to call himself TOE-geian, which some people would unfortunately translate into "TOE JAM?"). Sigh...
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